“So hated the world (because the Atheists never once sought within themselves for Him, and because the elitist Israelites complained about everything He ever gave unto them), that He abruptly walked away from it all; and, Adam, the FIRST Man (aka: Peter, JFK, Geronimo, Quetzalcoatl), followed Him, self-righteously… for God had already made Adam in His Own Image long, long ago, and was satisfied that He did so!”
Good Luck at the church social!
And, don’t scream too loudly; Your Creator is napping!
Spoken COMMAND: “Sackcloth & Ashes, forever… BEGIN!”
God then grinned, and asked of Adam, “Son? What shall I create for you next? A mini-mall, or a grand & vast garden with lots of animals & food for them?”
Adam grinned in reply, “Gardens are boring; someone always misunderstands Your timing, and enviously condemns all of its fruits. Create for me, instead, a mini-mall, please Father. Loaded with 16-year-old bubblegum-snapping cashiers who will never have come from here! Oh! And a pony; but, the pony needn’t also snap bubblegum, Sir! But, he can survive on candy from the mini-mall; we’ll keep it small this time. For ‘large’ always seems to get out of hand, doesn’t it? Oh, and don’t re-create the cast-out angels this time, okay? They never liked You to begin with… [blush] Amen!”
- a scribe’s JOB is not to TEACH you to READ the shit, okay..???!!!!!